22 Hilarious Gifts to Make New Moms Laugh Out Loud!

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  1. Sh!t No One Tells You Book - A humorous and honest guide for new moms, this book offers practical advice and funny anecdotes that will make any new mom laugh out loud.
  2. Magnetic Poetry "Little Box of Obscenities" for Refrigerator - A hilarious gift for new moms who need a little stress relief. This kit includes a collection of words to create naughty poems and letters on the fridge.
  3. Lactation Massager for Breastfeeding - Help new moms improve milk flow and reduce discomfort with this innovative massager. Designed for breastfeeding, nursing, and pumping, it's a must-have tool for every new mom.
  4. Funny Pink Fuzzy Socks - Treat new moms to cozy and humorous socks with these pink fuzzy socks. They come in adorable cupcake packaging and make for a cute and funny birthday gift.
  5. Funny Wine Glass - Mama Shark - This stemless wine glass is a hilarious gift for moms who need a break. With the words "Mama Shark Needs a Drink" printed on it, it's perfect for birthdays, Mother's Day, or just because.
  6. Baby Shusher Sound Machine - Help new moms get some much-needed sleep with this miracle sound machine. The rhythmic human voice shushes the baby to sleep every time, providing a quick and effective way to soothe the little one.
  7. "Straight Outta Mommy" Funny Bodysuit - Dress the little one in style with this cool and funny bodysuit. With the phrase "Straight Outta Mommy" printed on it, it's a playful and humorous gift for new moms.
  8. Lil' Lager Baby Bottle - This funny baby bottle is designed to look like a mini beer bottle. It's a playful and unique gift for new moms who appreciate a good sense of humor.
  9. Pregnancy Gift Basket - Treat the mom-to-be with this delightful gift basket filled with a pregnancy journal, body wash and lotion, and decadent treats. It's the perfect way to pamper her during this special time.
  10. Baby Bandana Bibs Set - These stylish and practical bibs are perfect for teething babies and toddlers. Made of soft cotton/polyester, they are absorbent, mess-free, and come in a set of three vibrant colors.
  11. "Mom Life" Coloring Book - Help the new mom unwind and relax with this snarky adult coloring book. Filled with humorous illustrations and relatable quotes, it's the perfect gift for some well-deserved "me time."
  12. Mustache Pacifier - Cowboy - Add a touch of humor to the new mom's life with this adorable mustache pacifier. Made with BPA-free materials and an orthodontic silicone nipple, it's a fun and functional gift for babies.
  13. Funny Mom Birthday Gift - Show your mom some love and make her laugh with this funny gift set. It includes a 7oz lavender-scented candle and a heartfelt message, perfect for birthdays or Mother's Day.
  14. Nintendo Teether - Introduce the new mom's little one to the world of gaming with this Nintendo-themed teether. Made from soft and flexible silicone, it provides relief for teething while stimulating their senses.
  15. Mom Wine Glass - Treat the new mom in your life to a well-deserved glass of "mom juice" with this cute and unbreakable wine glass. Perfect for Mother's Day or as a gift for a mom-to-be.
  16. "Welcome to the Pretty B*tchin' Kitchen" Cookbook - For the mom who loves to cook with a side of sass, this cookbook is a must-have. Filled with delicious recipes and witty commentary, it's sure to bring a smile to her face.
  17. Bacon Teething Toy - Give the new mom a good laugh with this bacon-shaped teething toy for her little one. Made from BPA-free materials, it's safe for babies to chew on and provides relief during teething.
  18. Mom Juice Wine Tumbler - Help the new mom unwind with this humorous wine tumbler. With the phrase "Mom Juice" and a straw for sipping, it's the perfect gift to celebrate her new role while enjoying a glass of wine.
  19. Funny Baby Onesie - This hilarious baby onesie is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. With the cheeky phrase "I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me," it's a perfect gift for new moms with a sense of humor.
  20. Funny Mom Mug - Show appreciation for the new mom with this funny and stylish mug. With a pink marble design and the phrase "Best Mom Ever," it's a gift she can enjoy her favorite hot beverage in while starting her day with a smile.
  21. Mom Candle - Treat the new mom in your life to some relaxation and laughter with this funny Mom Candle. With a lavender scent and a label that reads "Because Mommin' Ain't Easy," it's the perfect gift for some much-needed self-care.
  22. Dad Jokes for New Dads Book - Give the gift of laughter to a new dad with this hilarious book filled with 500+ dad jokes. Perfect for embarrassing the kids early on!